Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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