I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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