Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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