What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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