My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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