And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15