Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.