i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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