i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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