my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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