D3 body, D1 cock
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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