Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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