"it" just moved
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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