There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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