Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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