he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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