I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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