he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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