i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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