it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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