I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I deserve this hangover.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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