that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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