I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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