atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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