So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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