she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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