One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance