Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.