I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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