You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Alive.
So much puke
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Randomize