Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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