Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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