Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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