me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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