sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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