Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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