Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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