I want to stick my p in your. b.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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