The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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