taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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