If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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