I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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