dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding