Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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