I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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