that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Two words: blizzard sex
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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