Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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