I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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