i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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