I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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