Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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i think my cat just said my name.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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