i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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